Looking for spooky laughs this October?
Halloween knock knock jokes are perfect for kids, adults, and anyone who loves a good scare with a side of humor.
They’re fun, playful, and easy to share at parties, in classrooms, or on social media.
From witches and ghosts to pumpkins and skeletons, these jokes are full of Halloween spirit pun intended!
Whether you’re looking for silly one-liners, cute puns, or slightly spooky humor, this guide has Halloween knock knock jokes guaranteed to make everyone grin (or groan) this spooky season. 🎃👻
👻 Classic Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Witch.
Witch who? Witch one of you will give me candy? 🍬 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ghost.
Ghost who? Ghost to show you a good time tonight! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Dracula.
Dracula who? Dracula your attention for a minute! 🧛♂️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who? Pumpkin up the volume on the Halloween fun! 🎃 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Zombie.
Zombie who? Zombie one home? 🧟 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Skeleton.
Skeleton who? Skeletons in the closet want to say hi! ☠️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Monster.
Monster who? Monster your manners and answer the door! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Mummy.
Mummy who? Mummy’s here for some candy! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Vampire.
Vampire who? Vampire to see if you have a bite! 🦇
🎃 Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Candy.
Candy who? Candy tell me another joke! 🍭 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Boo Boo.
Boo Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spider.
Spider who? Spider your web and catch some laughs! 🕷️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ghostly.
Ghostly who? Ghostly the best jokes for Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Witchy.
Witchy who? Witchy costume do you like best? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat-ter up for some fun! 🦇 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Cauldron.
Cauldron who? Cauldron I make you laugh? 🧙♀️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Fang.
Fang who? Fang-tastic to see you! 🧛♀️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Creepy.
Creepy who? Creepy little jokes for Halloween night! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ghostie.
Ghostie who? Ghostie but not the funniest jokes? 👻
🕷️ Cute Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? Boo! Did I scare you? 🎃 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who? Pumpkin up your fun this Halloween! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Ghost.
Ghost who? Ghost to show you a good time! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Witch.
Witch who? Witch way to the candy? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spider.
Spider who? Spider your shoes on, it’s Halloween night! 🕷️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Monster.
Monster who? Monster your patience for the next joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Mummy.
Mummy who? Mummy’s here to give you a hug! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat your eyes and say hi! 🦇 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Skeleton.
Skeleton who? Skeletons love funny bones too! ☠️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Candy.
Candy who? Candy you guess the punchline? 🍬
🧙 Witches & Wizards Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Hex.
Hex who? Hex-citing Halloween jokes ahead! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spell.
Spell who? Spell me a laugh! 🪄 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Broom.
Broom who? Broom your door for some fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Cauldron.
Cauldron who? Cauldron of jokes for Halloween night! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Potion.
Potion who? Potion up your spirits! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Wizard.
Wizard who? Wizard up some laughs, please! 🧙♂️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Black Cat.
Black Cat who? Black Cat you believe these jokes? 🐈⬛ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Fang.
Fang who? Fang-tastic to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spellbound.
Spellbound who? Spellbound by these jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Hocus.
Hocus who? Hocus-pocus, now you’re laughing!
🦇 Vampire Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Vampire.
Vampire who? Vampire to bite your funny bone! 🧛♂️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Fang.
Fang who? Fang-tastic to see you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Count.
Count who? Count on me for laughs! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Blood.
Blood who? Blood you believe it’s Halloween? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Bat.
Bat who? Bat your eyes and enjoy the jokes! 🦇 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Coffin.
Coffin who? Coffin up more jokes for you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Drac.
Drac who? Drac up your laughter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Suck.
Suck who? Suck it up and enjoy the punchline! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Night.
Night who? Night to have some spooky fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Fang-tastic.
Fang-tastic who? Fang-tastic you came by!
🧟 Zombie Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Zombie.
Zombie who? Zombie one home? 🧟 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Brain.
Brain who? Brain yourself for these jokes! 🧠 - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Dead.
Dead who? Dead tired from all this fun! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Coffin.
Coffin who? Coffin up some laughter! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Creepy.
Creepy who? Creepy crawly Halloween jokes! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Moan.
Moan who? Moan-ster of laughs! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Grave.
Grave who? Grave a minute for a joke! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Scare.
Scare who? Scare you ready for Halloween? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Bones.
Bones who? Bones you can laugh at! ☠️ - Knock, knock.
Who’s there? Spooky.
Spooky who? Spooky you came by!
🎯 Conclusion: Halloween Knock Knock Jokes That Hit Every Door
From witches and vampires to pumpkins and zombies, these Halloween knock knock jokes are perfect for kids, parties, and social media captions.
Share them, tell them aloud, or put them in cards laughter is the best treat this spooky season! 🎃👻
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Colorful, bold, and proud—Drew struts through sentences with feather-light puns