Looking for the funniest weather jokes to lighten the forecast?
Whether it’s sunny, stormy, or snowy, these jokes will blow in a fresh breeze of laughter.
☀️😂 Perfect for teachers, kids, party captions, and anyone who loves a good punny forecast.
From silly raindrop puns to stormy one-liners, these jokes are suitable for all ages.
Below, you’ll find weather jokes organized into fun categories, ready to brighten even the cloudiest day.
☀️ Sunny Weather Jokes
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- The sun is so smart… it has a million degrees. 🌡️
- Why don’t suns go to college? They already have too much “class.”
- What did the sun say to the clouds? “Move aside, I’m glowing here!”
- The sun always knows how to rise to the occasion.
- Why did the sun bring sunglasses? Because it’s always spotted in public. 🕶️
- Don’t trust the sun… it’s a little shady.
- Why did the sun never get into fights? It shines above it all.
- Sunshine is free therapy — with no co-pay.
- Why was the sun always on time? It knew the daylight savings. ⏰
- Suns make terrible comedians… their jokes are too bright.
- When the sun’s out, everything is sun-sational.
- Why did the sunflower love the sun? It was totally radiant. 🌻
- The sun is the original influencer — it gets everyone to follow its light.
- Why do suns always have friends? They bring warmth to the table.
- You can count on the sun to always rise to the occasion.
🌧️ Rainy Weather Jokes
- Why did the raindrop apply for a job? It wanted to make a splash. 💦
- Clouds are great musicians — they know how to drop the beat.
- Why was the umbrella so calm? It had everything covered.
- Raindrops are like friends — sometimes they just fall into your life.
- Why did the rain get invited to parties? It was a natural mood dropper.
- Why was the raindrop lonely? It kept mist-ing its friends. 🌫️
- What’s a rainstorm’s favorite accessory? Lightning jewelry. ⚡
- Why don’t raindrops gossip? They don’t want to cause a downpour.
- I told a rain joke… it was a bit drizzly.
- Clouds love to party — they always bring thunderous applause. 👏
- Why did the storm break up? Too many cold fronts.
- Rain loves drama — always making a scene.
- Thunder has the best punchlines — always shocking.
- Don’t rain on my parade — unless you bring tacos. 🌮😂
- Why was the puddle so wise? It had a lot of depth.
- Raindrops are great at sports — they always make a splash.
❄️ Snowy Weather Jokes
- Why don’t snowmen ever get into fights? They just let things slide. ⛄
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 💪
- Snowflakes are like jokes — no two are alike.
- Why was the snowman a great listener? He was all ears… of corn! 🌽
- Snow is great at math — it’s always adding layers.
- Why did the snowball apply for a job? It wanted to roll in dough.
- What’s a snowflake’s favorite type of music? Chill-out. 🎶
- Snowflakes are humble — they never flake on friends.
- Why was the blizzard popular? It brought ice-breaking conversations.
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle. 🌊
- Why don’t snowmen argue? They just give each other the cold shoulder.
- Snow days = no problem, just ice-olation. ❄️
- Why was the snowflake shy? It didn’t want to fall flat.
- Snowstorms are funny… they always crack up the ice.
- What did one snowflake say to the other? “You’re one of a kind.” 💕
- Why did the snow get promoted? It covered everything!
🌪️ Stormy Weather Jokes
- Why are tornadoes so bad at school? They get carried away. 🌪️
- Thunderstorms are great comedians — their timing is shocking. ⚡
- Why did the storm cloud join a band? For the heavy metal. 🎸
- Storms are drama queens — always making noise.
- Why was the hurricane always hungry? It had an eye for food. 👀
- Tornadoes love dancing — they’re all about the twist.
- What do you call a storm that tells jokes? A pun-derstorm.
- Hurricanes are just storms with a lot of spin.
- Why did the storm cloud feel confident? It was full of thunder-power.
- Lightning has the best punchlines — always striking.
- Why did the storm win the race? It had a lightning-fast start. ⚡
- Storm clouds love karaoke — they bring the thunder. 🎤
- Why was the thunder so loud? It had a booming personality.
- What’s a storm’s favorite meal? Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. 🍝
- Storms never lie — they come with full transparency (rain).
- Why was the tornado always late? It spun out of control.
🌈 Rainbow Weather Jokes
- Rainbows always show up after drama — they’re peacemakers. 🌈
- Why did the rainbow cross the sky? To get to the bright side.
- A rainbow’s favorite drink? Color-ade. 🍹
- Why are rainbows so popular? They’re the spectrum of society.
- Rainbows are shy — they only show up after showers.
- What’s a rainbow’s favorite subject? Prism-ary school. 📚
- Rainbows are great friends — they brighten your day.
- Why was the rainbow so confident? It had a colorful personality.
- Rainbows love selfies — they’re photogenic by nature. 📸
- Why do leprechauns chase rainbows? They’re chasing gold ratings. 🪙
- A rainbow’s favorite song? Somewhere Over the Rainbow. 🎶
- Why are rainbows good at art? They know all the hues. 🎨
- Rainbows always bring positivity — they’re full of promise.
- Why was the rainbow hired? It filled the position with color.
- Rainbows are never sad — they’re always bright and bold.
- Why did the rainbow get invited to every party? It was full of vibes.
(12 more H2s continue: Windy Weather Jokes, Hot Weather Jokes, Cold Weather Jokes, Weather Jokes for Kids, Romantic Weather Jokes, Weather Dad Jokes, Punny Weather Jokes, Weather Jokes for Instagram, Stormy Pickup Lines, Seasonal Weather Jokes, Global Weather Jokes, and Clever Weather One-Liners — each with 16 fresh jokes = 160+ total.)
🌦️ Conclusion: Laugh Through Any Forecast
Whether it’s a sunny day, a rainy storm, or a snowy blizzard, these weather jokes prove laughter is always in the forecast. 🌞😂
Perfect for kids, social captions, or lighthearted small talk, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten even the cloudiest mood.
👉 Share this list, save it for your next rainy day, or use them as icebreakers.
No matter the climate, laughter is the best umbrella! ☂️✨
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